97 There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine
At twenty to ten it was in her. The d...
There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took a young lady to supper.
At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine, And at twenty to ten it was up her....
99 "My back aches. My penis is sore. I simply can't fuck any more.
I'm dripping with sweat, And you haven't come ye...
100 There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train.
There was ayoung porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again....
101 There was a young man of high station Who was found by a pious relation Making love in a ditch To -- I won't say a bitch -- But a woman of no reputation.
102 There once was a dentist named Stone Who saw all his patients alone.
In a fit of depravity He filled the wrong cavity, And my, how his practice has grown!...
103 A sailor who slept in the sun Woke to find his fly buttons undone.
He remarked with a smile, "Jesus Christ, a sundial!...
104 A plumber whose name was Ten Brink Plumbed the cook as she bent o'er the sink.
105 The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring.
He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame -- A discharge is a wondeful thing....