"Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
"A:" One.
"A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned
out (in states that still have car-inspection laws).
"A:" Three - one to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one
is found that isn't defective.
"A:" One.
"A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned
out (in states that still have car-inspection laws).
"A:" Three - one to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one
is found that isn't defective.
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