One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding
his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check
her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come
home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily
into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was
wrong.
Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on
and have a horsie ride?"
"Of course, Son, we're a family."
So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning
and writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually
fall off!"
his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check
her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come
home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily
into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was
wrong.
Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on
and have a horsie ride?"
"Of course, Son, we're a family."
So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning
and writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually
fall off!"
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