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• A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
  Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....
• A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
  Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....
• Did you here about the new tractor Reagan designed for farmers?
  It has no seat or steering wheel. It's meant for the farmer that lost his ass and doesn't know which direction he's going....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• All The Thanks I Need... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny....
• Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.
  Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen....
• kin graft There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
  The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so thin....
• After much soul-searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.
  When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups....