Mickey Mouse was trying to convince a judge to give him a divorce from
Minnie Mouse:
Judge: "I'm sorry Mickey, but you claiming Minnie is crazy is not a valid
reason for me to grant a divorce."
Mickey: "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
Minnie Mouse:
Judge: "I'm sorry Mickey, but you claiming Minnie is crazy is not a valid
reason for me to grant a divorce."
Mickey: "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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