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Jokes Cate
- What happens if a Limburger (inhabitant of Limburg,
the most southern Dutch
province next to Belgium)...
- A man goes into a pet shop in Farmborough and walks up to the counter.
"Yes, sir, can I help you ?" asks the assistant.
"I'd...
- There's this guy, and he's in bed with a woman as a car is heard drawing up
outside.
"That's my husband, home from work early," says the...
- The Three Bears returned one sunny sunday morning from a stroll
in the woods to find the door of their little house open.
Cautiously, they went inside. After a while, big Daddy...
- Seen in the men's lavatory:
Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
Under which was the reply:
Interesting, and tell...
- Seen in the men's lavatory:
More than three shakes is masturbation...
- Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.
So I'd like you to
tell me if you find it...
- Once Reagan visited India and was touring the country-side with
Rajiv Gandhi.
At quite a few places, he noticed people shitting
...
- One night our friend, lets call him Jim, was out on the town.
It was one of
those nights when it was raining and...
- A waiter goes up to a bloke in the restaurant to take his order.
The guy at the table says "I'd like the fried lobster...
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