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• What's red and black and jumps in the air? A baby in a toaster.
• What's red and white and black all over? A nun with stab wounds.
• What's black and white and red all over? Santa Claus coming down the chimney.
• Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through revolving doors?
  A: A nun with a spear through her throat....
• BEING BLACK When I was born.........
  ....I was black. When I grow up........
• Unknown Did you hear about the ship that ran aground carrying a cargo of red and black paints?
  Yeah -- the whole crew was marooned....
• How do you make a dead baby sink? Hollow it out and put on faucets.
  What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?...
• What is black and white and black and white and black and white andblack and white.
  A nun rolling down a hill....