A man took his dog into a pub, bought a pint and settled down to watch
the football on the TV set above the bar. As luck would have it, it was
a Fulham home game. After a one-sided match Fulham lost, and the dog
said, quite clearly, `Oh, no -- not again!'
The barman, startled, walked over to the owner and said `Did your dog
just say ``Oh, no -- not again''?'
`Yes', replied the owner blandly, `he always says that when Fulham lose.'
`What does he say when Fulham win?'
`Don't know. I've only had him five years.'
Incidentally, during the match the police caught a Fulham fan climbing
over the stadium wall. They were strict -- they made him go back in!
the football on the TV set above the bar. As luck would have it, it was
a Fulham home game. After a one-sided match Fulham lost, and the dog
said, quite clearly, `Oh, no -- not again!'
The barman, startled, walked over to the owner and said `Did your dog
just say ``Oh, no -- not again''?'
`Yes', replied the owner blandly, `he always says that when Fulham lose.'
`What does he say when Fulham win?'
`Don't know. I've only had him five years.'
Incidentally, during the match the police caught a Fulham fan climbing
over the stadium wall. They were strict -- they made him go back in!
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