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• This is NOT a habit. I can quit anytime I want. :-}
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• I'd quit my job, but I need the sleep!
• Little Willie had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything.
  One day, Willie's father consulted his teacher. The teacher said....
• You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too? I quit!
• I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more
• I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.
• This guy walks up to a sheepherder, and says "I bet you one of your sheep that I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock".
  SHEEPHERDER: No way I have too many. You have a bet....
• You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you.