Ask If You Get To Keep The Pizza Box. When They Say Yes, Heave A Sigh Of Relief.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this!
You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?...
The Burglar... Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say...
Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off....
When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
Ask if the pizza is organically grown.