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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• Use a strong east Indian accent) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of (.
  ..). I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you whenthe stars align properly....
• How to Annoy a Californian: ** Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
  ** Pronounce all one-syllable words with two. ** When giving directions, finish with "it's right down yonder on the left....
• The last sound that it made was "Zap"!
• Other types of phone fun... While we were in the other room
  listening through a modem (we were in NY State), a friend of mine, using his impeccable british accent, would call a random number in London England....
• William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive.
  The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form....
• Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used.
  Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs have to agree with their subjects....
• William Safire's Rules for Writers ---------------------------------- 1.
  Remember to never split an infinitive. 2. The passive voice should never be used....
• argeant major in pompous voice - british accent) Three English gentlemen, all properly attired, were sitting in a train compartment while traveling thru the English countryside.
  All three busily engrossed in reading their London Times....