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• argeant major in pompous voice - british accent) Three English gentlemen, all properly attired, were sitting in a train compartment while traveling thru the English countryside.
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• Barnum is out of date - it's one every 10 seconds now..
• Your computer will self-destruct in 5 second
• Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
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  ** Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches....
• Murphy's laws of combat operations... ** Friendly fire - isn't.
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