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Funny Jokes
- I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada
They say that it will raise the average IQ of both...
- Square sun, square moon
square screen...
- elyauQ naD yb dekcatta neeb ev`I
pleH ...
- During the long boring cycle of life, you only have 2 things to
worry about
You have to worry about being well, or being sick....
- What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a
Roman barber
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving...
- What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Za Za Gabor
One's a Busy Ditch and the others a ........
- quot;Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!"
"Shut up and eat what's on your plate
"...
- quot;Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!"
"Shut up and keep swimming..."...
- Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and
asked him
"Eddie, what are you doing?"
Eddie said...
- quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like."
"They will when I get finished!"...
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