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• "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
• "Mommy, mommy, I hate running around in the same circles!&quo
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
  " "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
• "Shut up, or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!&quo
• "Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.&quo
• quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
  " "They will when I get finished!&quo...
• "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
• "Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
• "ArcSinh!" she gasped.