- Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at
the Pearly Gates simultaneously
St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right... - quot;OK, welcome to Heaven Lady Di!", said St
Peter. Dolly was taken back aghast, "But what... - Evangelists do more than lay
people... - I married a nun; nun in the morning
nun at night..... - Why did the chicken cross the road
Too long to go around....... - What's red and white and scratches on the window?
Baby in the microwave
Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love... - How Do You Spell Relief
F-A-R... - How do you fit 10 dead babies in a shoe box
La Machine... - How do you get them out
With a straw... - Cleanliness is next to
impossible...
