- Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at
the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right now, so we can only take one person right now.... - quot;OK, welcome to Heaven Lady Di!", said St.
Peter. Dolly was taken back aghast, "But what about *THESE*?... - Evangelists do more than lay people.
- I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night...
- Why did the chicken cross the road?? Too long to go around.....
- What's red and white and scratches on the window?
Baby in the microwave.
Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?... - How Do You Spell Relief ? F-A-R-T
- How do you fit 10 dead babies in a shoe box? La Machine!
- How do you get them out? With a straw!
- Cleanliness is next to impossible.
