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• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• !retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
• ?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI
• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
  " "I can't believe that," Charlie said....
• I  .
• i++ or was it ++i
• I meant what I said --- I think.
• I laughed, I cried, I fell down,...
• I think, therefore I am (or am I?).