- Which is the non-smoking
lifeboat... - Why was the beer cold?
Cuz it was in the fridge... - YES ____________ NO
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|Does it work|------ ____ |__ _ ---... - What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"
A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?)... - gt;What's gross?
>Running over a baby... - gt;What's grosser than gross?
>Skidding on it.
>What's grossest of all?
>Peeling him off the tire. Even grosser yet: Taking... - The teacher instructed the class to draw a picture from something in the
Bible.
As she walked around the room, she noticed one child... - quot;Dad! Dad! Was that Dale Murphy that hit that home run?"
"What do you care, Sheldon, you're blind."... - What do you get when you cross a Centipede with a Turkey?
I don't know wither but at thanksgiving Everyone got... - Why did the chicken cross the road??
It was to see his psychiatrist (who lived on the other...
