Little Eddie Was Bent Over His Desk When The Teacher Came Up And Asked Him, &quo
Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and
asked him, "Eddie, what are you doing?"
Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God."
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo...
The teacher instructed the class to draw a picture from something in the Bible.
As she walked around the room, she noticed one child drawing a picture of a car with 3 faces in it....
Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
"Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...