- Not tonight, Chekov,
I have an earache... - o.O' Thpfft
÷(___)÷ ... - I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece... - A dentist was obsessed by dental floss! His obsession was so
great that he bought a roan horse to help him gather floss for
his growing collection.
Another dentist became even more compulsive and... - A stolen roan gathers no
floss... - Do you mind if we dance wif yo
dates...... - Ditto this one:
"There are two sides to every divorce,
mine and shitheads."... - Liquor in the front and poker in
the rear... - What's gross?
Running over a baby.
What's grosser than gross?
Skidding on it. What's grossest of all? Peeling him... - How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl?
Throw em a basketball...
