- "Mommy, mommy, I hate running around in the same circles!&quo
- "Shut up, or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!&quo
- What's the key to survival in the Greek army? Never leave your buddies' behind....
- Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because he heard the Colonel does chicken Right!
- Or why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get away from the ethopian!
- Honk if you're Horns Busted!
- Great Beer Bellies are made not Born!
- How do Aggies have Sex? They Exchange underwear!
- In Greece how do they seperate the Men from the Boy's? With a Crowbar!
- What's the perfect gift for a dead baby? A dead puppy.
