- quot;Mommy, mommy
I hate running around in the same circles!"... - quot;Shut up
or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!"... - What's the key to survival in the Greek army
Never leave your buddies' behind...... - Why did the Chicken Cross the road
Because he heard the Colonel does chicken Right... - Or why did the Chicken Cross the road
To get away from the ethopian... - Honk if you're Horns
Busted... - Great Beer Bellies are made
not Born... - How do Aggies have Sex
They Exchange underwear... - In Greece how do they seperate the Men from the Boy's
With a Crowbar... - What's the perfect gift for a dead baby
A dead puppy...
