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  A: The Panama canal is a busy ditch....
• What's the difference between the Suez Canal and Leona Helmsley? The Suez Canal is a busy ditch.
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  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• 386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
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• A man, a plan, a cat, a canal; Panama?
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