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Funny Jokes
- Arriving home early one afternoon, a man
found his wife lying naked in the bedroom.
Gazing around, he spotted a pair of bare feet
protruding...
- quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?"
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down...
- What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points...
- Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling
great.
He walked to his window, saw the sun
coming up and...
- Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest
aides,
took them to the window and said, "Good
morning...
- What are three words you dread the most while making love?"
"Honey, I'm home."...
- On his honeymoon, an elderly man turned to
his young bride,
complaining, "Darling, you're
gonna kill me. How...
- You know you're having a bad day when the
town nymphomaniac tells you she likes you,
but
just as a friend...
- As the woman was instructing the new maid on
the great care required in handling certain
valuable household objects,
she pointed to the
dining room and said with obvious...
- An attractive woman walked into an elevator in
a Manhattan office building and found herself
alone with Donald Trump.
As the elevator began
to rise, she turned to him and...
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