- What's cheaper Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?
Well
Beer Nuts are about $2.30 a can and Deer Nuts are just... - Gilligan's Island is a
documentary... - Can you believe it
George Bush has been in office just 1 year and already... - This line will self-destruct in 5
seconds... - There were these two peanuts walking down the street
and one was assaulted... - The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis
breathing heavily as he asked,"Did he manage to... - Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a
famous movie actor
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and... - Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner
When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start... - quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole
wide world could wake him up now."
"I can't believe that," Charlie said. "...
