- Gilligan's Island is a
documentary... - Can you believe it???
George Bush has been in office just 1 year and already... - This line will self-destruct in 5
seconds... - There were these two peanuts walking down the street
and one was assaulted... - The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis,
breathing heavily as he asked,"Did he manage to... - Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a
famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and... - Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner.
When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start... - quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole
wide world could wake him up now."
"I can't believe that," Charlie said. "... - I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
They say that it will raise the average IQ of both...
