- A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he
would be with him in just a few minutes.... - The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful
that people think you married her only for her beauty.
And The
Ideal Wife should be wealthy, but not so wealthy that people
think you married... - People felt sorry for the poor little Russian boy with his arms
full of newspapers.
But Ivan held his head high with pride, for
after all, he did have a clutch of Tass.... - Jesus saves - Gretzky scores on the rebound
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" - but Moses invests!
" &quo... - What do Marilyn Quayle and Marion Berry (mayor of Washington,
DC) have in common?
- A: They both like to blow a little dope!
- There's one behind every Zipper!
- There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had
no friends.
Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him
brown, except for his private parts.... - On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who
was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the
toad. "I'm pink! That's what's the matte... - "Simple," said the magician, "just follow the yellow-prick toad!&quo
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