A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....
The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful that people think you married her only for her beauty.
And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy, but not so wealthy that people think you married...
People felt sorry for the poor little Russian boy with his arms full of newspapers.
But Ivan held his head high with pride, for after all, he did have a clutch of Tass....
Jesus saves - Gretzky scores on the rebound &quo
" - but Moses invests! " &quo...
What do Marilyn Quayle and Marion Berry (mayor of Washington, DC) have in common?
A: They both like to blow a little dope!
There's one behind every Zipper!
There once was a yellow toad. He was a very unhappy toad because he had no friends.
Thus, he consulted a magician, who was able to turn him brown, except for his private parts....
On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the toad. "I'm pink! That's what's the matte...
"Simple," said the magician, "just follow the yellow-prick toad!&quo