- Why did the chicken cross the road??
It was to see his psychiatrist (who lived on the other side)
to learn what deep inner compulsion made him keep crossing
- I have a mind like a steel sieve
- "So -- they tell me you program in foreign languages! Can you program in Spanish?&quo
- What do you call a smurf with his pants down??? A blue moon...
- Is that Murphy perched on my shoulder??
- Jack + Jill are married and love each other.
Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs
with Tom, Dick, or Harry, but he is wrong.
Jack's best friend is John. John's wife leaves him, and Jack i...
- Have you heard the three biggest lies?
1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
- A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH." Man: &quo...
- Trooper: "Hey, lady, he was doing 75, right?&quo
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not to argue with him when he's drunk!...
- Use tact........you fathead!