- I have a mind like a
steel... - quot;So -- they tell me you program in foreign languages!
Can you program in Spanish?"... - What do you call a smurf with his pants down???
A blue moon..... - Is that Murphy perched on my
shoulder?... - Jack + Jill are married and love each other.
Jack from time to time thinks Jill has affairs
with Tom,
Dick, or Harry, but he is wrong. Jack's best friend... - Have you heard the three biggest lies?
1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come... - A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH." Man: ... - Trooper: "Hey, lady, he was doing 75, right?"
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not... - Use tact.......
you fathead... - A fate worse than death:
To be married...
