- ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of... - TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell... - GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However... - CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
They think you are a sucker. You are always putting... - LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Oth think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies... - VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You... - LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances... - SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of... - SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optinistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since... - CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There...
