- PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by
the CIA or FBI.
You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting of you... - ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.... - TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell.... - GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little.... - CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off.... - LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Oth think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies.... - VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love.... - LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent.... - SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics.... - SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optinistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you lack talent....

