- CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks
You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There... - An elderly man walked into the church and took
a seat in a confessional
"Father," he said, "I am making love... - quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling... - quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the
bartender
"I just got the shock of my life. I caught my... - quot;I hit him in the nose with a newspaper and sent
him to bed with no Kibbles N Bits."... - William Safire's Rules for
Writers... - Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never
be used
Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs... - Impure Mathematix
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Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue
young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that... - She was being watched, however. That smooth operator
Curly Pi, was lurking innerproduct. As his eyes devoured... - Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw
Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated
She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative...
