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Funny Jokes
- An elderly man walked into the church and took
a seat in a confessional.
"Father," he said, "I am making love...
- quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling...
- quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the
bartender.
"I just got the shock of my life. I
caught my...
- quot;I hit him in the nose with a newspaper and sent
him to bed with no Kibbles N Bits."...
- William Safire's Rules for
Writers...
- Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never
be used.
Do not put statements in the negative form. Verbs...
- Impure Mathematix
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Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue,
young
Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that...
- She was being watched, however. That smooth operator,
Curly Pi,
was lurking innerproduct. As his eyes devoured...
- Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw
Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated.
She could
see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative...
- quot;ArcSinh!"
she gasped...
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