LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If
you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment
and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are prostitutes.
All Libra people die of Venereal disease.
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If
you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment
and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are prostitutes.
All Libra people die of Venereal disease.
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February 18 You have an inventive mind and... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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This is an actual job application someone submitted for a fast-food
establishment.
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT NAME: Greg Bulmash ... - VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You... - MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the... - Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life
RED
Tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way... - McDonald's Application
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's
fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!
(editor's note: I would have hired him too!!) NAME... - High School Vs College
25. In high school, you do homework.
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