LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You Are The Artistic Type And Have A Difficult Time With Reality.

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  You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again....
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  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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  .. 1. Most marriages occur in June. The least number of marriages occur in January....
• Resume This is an actual job application someone submitted for a fast-food establishment.
  APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION...
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
  This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love....
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
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  They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable....
• McDonald's Application This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!
  (editor's note: I would have hired him too!!) NAME...
• High School Vs College 25. In high school, you do homework.
  In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school....