Related:

• Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
  You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optinistic and enthusiastic.
  You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you lack talent....
• 25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS 1.
  Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
• LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
  If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Oxymoron: Business ethics.
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....