SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optinistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to
rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are
drunks or dope fiends or both. People laugh at you a great deal.
You are optinistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to
rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are
drunks or dope fiends or both. People laugh at you a great deal.
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AQUARIUS: January 20 -
February 18 You have an inventive mind and... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of... - Where were YOU the night of Nov 22
1963... - AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined... - There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home,
so drive as fast as you can. It's harder for drunk... - From roy@phri.UUCP Thu Dec 8 22:00:15 1988
Flags:
000000000000 From: roy@phri.UUCP (Roy Smith) Subject... - You will have good luck and over come
hardships... - You Might Be in Education If . . .
1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
2. You find humor in other people's stupidity. 3...
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