ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are
quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very
nice.
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are
quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very
nice.
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AQUARIUS: January 20 -
February 18 You have an inventive mind and... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah... - TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell... - PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by
the CIA or FBI.
You have minor influence over your associates and people... - GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However... - SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of... - CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
They think you are a sucker. You are always putting... - Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall -
a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight... - Never give advice to people -
they won't take it and will then blame you because...
