CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They
think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why
you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are
Cancer people.
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They
think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why
you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are
Cancer people.
Related:
- Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope
AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again.... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
Oth think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies.... - Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed
it on the cost of living.
** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.... - THE FACTS OF LIFE:
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Money can't buy happiness.
..But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Deja Moo... - 81 Rules and Instructions on Being A Man
1. Don't call.
EVER. 2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her.... - 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
1. free dinners
2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5.... - 25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS
1.
Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.... - This Tagline causes cancer take it, I dare you!
