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• Q: How do Aggies have Sex? A: They Exchange underwear!
• How many Aggies does it take to have sex. 5. 1 to do the job and 4 to bounce the bed.
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Q: What do snow and sex have in common? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
• Q: How do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
  A: See if there is any dandruff on her shoes....
• How do you determine the sex of a computer?
• This "world-famous authority on the paranormal and supernatural" gave a lecture at Texas A&M and was impressed by the fact that the lecture hall was filled with Aggies eagerly listening and taking copious notes.
  At the conclusion of the lecture he announced a question and answer period....
• How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Take down its genes.
• Do you know why aggies carry cow chips in their back pockets? For identification!