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• Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
• "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
• "Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
• Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
  "Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
• I was in the city the other day, when a drunk came up to me and said &quo
  for $10 I'll teach you to talk like an Indian! I said &quo...
• quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
  " "They will when I get finished!&quo...
• quot;Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
  I can see your angles have lots of Secs.&quo...
• quot;Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator.
  "your fears are purely imaginary.&quo...
• "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo