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• Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.
• Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....
• Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: He was stuck in a chicken.
• You Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?
  To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible....
• Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!
• Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?? Too long to go around.....
• Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.