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• Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead baby to a tree? A: Pulling it off.
• How do you make a dead baby sink? Hollow it out and put on faucets.
  What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?...
• Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...
• How do you make a dead baby float?........... 1 scoop dead baby 2 scoops ice cream
• That is what I'd call a dead parrot!
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Q: How do you tell the age of a dead baby? A: Cut off its head and count the rings.
• Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Add a scoop of ice cream and some root beer.