In Greece How Do They Seperate The Men From The Boy's? With A Crowbar!
In Greece how do they seperate the Men from the Boy's?
With a Crowbar!
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
Did you hear about the Greek who left home because he didn't like the way he was reared?
He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind....
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
If Saddam Hussein attacks Saudi Arabia from the rear, will Greece help?
If Iraq attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear would Greece help?
How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
TOP TEN MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS AVAILABLE IN TIMES SQUARE 10.
Rolling pin vibrator 9. "World's Greatest Mom" crack pipe 8....