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A: None. That's a hardware problem... - Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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light bulb?
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available... - Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A1:None. "Real Men" aren't afraid of the... - Q: How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000...
