- Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at
class... - Twitch
a lot... - Pretend to talk while pretending to be
asleep... - Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it.
Talk to them... - Become a
subgenius... - Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim
and MSG... - Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away,
float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look... - Speak in
tongues... - Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlety.
Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue... - Walk and talk
backwards...
