- Remove your door
Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due)... - Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster
Sacrifice something nasty... - Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so... - Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser
Refuse to discuss them... - Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why
Be creative... - Shave one
eyebrow... - Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe
If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space... - Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall
Complain loudly that you can never find the book that... - Always flush the toilet three
times... - Subsist entirely on pickles for a week
Vomit often...
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