- Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster.
Sacrifice something nasty... - Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so... - Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser.
Refuse to discuss them... - Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why.
" Be creative... - Shave one
eyebrow... - Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe.
If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space... - Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall.
Complain loudly that you can never find the book that... - Always flush the toilet three
times... - Subsist entirely on pickles for a week.
Vomit often... - Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day.
If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment...
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