Fun With Your Roommate
Fun with Your Roommate
Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
Twitch a lot.
Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
Become a subgenius.
Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat.
When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin....
Speak in tongues.
Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlety.
Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling....