Steal A Fishtank. Fill It With Beer And Dump Sardines In It.
Fun with Your Roommate
Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
Everyone's heard about filling the victim's room with balloons, right?
(balloons are great, especially if the victim is your SO and you come by later, acting innocently, and suggest....
I don't steal s - I replicate them.
A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking to an Ontarian.
Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?...
If men had it their way: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
If Men Really Ruled The World... · Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
· Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A
Because if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with rocks....
Women! You can't live with them..... pass the beer nuts...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....