Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
Related:
- Everyone's heard about filling the victim's room with balloons, right?
(balloons are great, especially if the victim is your SO and you come by later, acting innocently, and suggest.... - I don't steal s - I replicate them.
- A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking
to an Ontarian.
Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?... - If men had it their way:
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call
to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you.... - If Men Really Ruled The World...
· Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your
call to her real number.
· Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you.... - Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.
- Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
A
Because if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with rocks.... - Women! You can't live with them..... pass the beer nuts...
- You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
