Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
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- Everyone's heard about filling the victim's room with balloons,
right? (balloons are great, especially if the victim... - I don't steal s -
I replicate them... - A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking
to an Ontarian.
Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for... - If men had it their way:
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call
to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an... - If Men Really Ruled The World...
· Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your
call to her real number.
· Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed... - Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A:
"t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump... - Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
A:
Because if they dragged them by the feet they would... - Women! You can't live with them.....
pass the beer nuts..... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
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