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• Whatever you do, you'll regret it.
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• One day a Catholic Priest, Methodist Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each Sabbath.
  The Priest said, "What I do is I draw a line down the center of the room and then throw the money up in the air....
• Weed it and Reap" -- American Vegetable Assoc. motto
• Do you smoke after sex? -- I don't know... I never looked!
• Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex? Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked.