- Come home from class with a bucket of plaster of paris.
Paint a section of the ceiling with it, and plaster your roommates underwear to the stuff.... - Wear the most obnoxious orange hat that you can find.
Convince you roommate and everybody else that if they do not wear an orange hat, they will be hit by stray bullets.... - Point west at 3 AM every night and yell, -It came from that way.
- Walk around in circles all the time. Complain that your turn signal is stuck.
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