- Give him/her an
allowance... - Listen to radio
static... - Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night.
Close them as soon as you wake up... - Speak into a walkie-talkie in truckers
terms... - Divide the floor into an 8 X 8 grid. Arrange piles of laundry,
books, pizza boxes, etc. on the grid and tell your... - Cover one of the walls with polaroids of fire hydrants from all over the city.
Tell your roommate that you think that you were a dog... - Get a small, battery-operated clock which ticks very loudly.
Put it in a briefcase and put the briefcase next to... - Expound upon the importance of good personal hygiene.
Wear rubber gloves and a surgical mask in the room... - Eat an entire bag of cheese curls at once. When you are finished,
see how many times you can make orange fingerprints... - Come home from class with a bucket of plaster of paris.
Paint a section of the ceiling with it, and plaster...
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