Pretend To Talk While Pretending To Be Asleep.
Fun with Your Roommate
Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
Try to talk while drinking something.
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work....
Why do JAP's close their eyes while they're fucking? So they can pretend they're shopping.
Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting.
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5....
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
Just pretend it's a VAX.