Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
Related:
- Try to talk while drinking something.
- 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in.... - Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.
Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work.... - Why do JAP's close their eyes while they're fucking? So they can pretend they're shopping.
- Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting.
- 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
1. free dinners
2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5.... - I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
- There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
- Just pretend it's a VAX.
