Inject His/her Twinkies With A Mixture Of Dexatrim And MSG.
Fun with Your Roommate
Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY perso
The Pilsbury Doughboy's Passing Veteran Pillsbury spokes-model Pop N.
Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71....
Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
What's the first thing a gentleman does with his a-hole in the morning?
-Wakes her up and gets her to make coffee....
The Real Programmer At Play Generally, the Real Programmer plays the same way he works -- with computers.
He is constantly amazed that his employer actually pays him to do what he would be doing for fun anyway (although he is careful not to express this opinion out loud)....
50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store....
Mary had a little lamb, She kept in her backyard, When she took her panties off, His woolly dick got hard.
quot;Abscissa!!!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a natural log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities....