- Smile.
All the time... - Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate
suspiciously... - Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find... - Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk.
Include a list of grievances... - Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned,
and then look away quickly... - Dye all your underwear lime
green... - Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed
Swim... - Buy three loaves of stale bread.
Grow mold in the closet... - Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet.
Accuse him/her of stealing it... - Remove your door.
Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due)...
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