What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day.
Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Wel...
This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit.
Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?...
What is the definition of the perfect wife? A mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.......
What is the definition of the perfect husband? A guy with a seven inch tongue that can breath through his ears.
What is white and this long, (hands held about nine inches apart). NOTHING.......
Best Seller Li
What do you get if you mix an Aggie and a Mexican? A guy that spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
This big time salesman went to several conferences a year.
Every time he would take a $1000.00 bill with him....
Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two station wagons.... They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn't start.............