- What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up............ - This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender
serves the drink,
the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the... - This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit.
Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind... - What is the definition of the perfect wife?
A mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store......... - What is the definition of the perfect husband?
A guy with a seven inch tongue that can breath... - What is white and this long, (hands held about nine inches
apart).
NOTHING......... - Best Seller List:
---------
Under the Grandstand by Seymore Butz Defensive... - What do you get if you mix an Aggie and a Mexican?
A guy that spray paints his name on a chain link fence... - This big time salesman went to several conferences a year.
Every time he would take a $1000.00 bill with him... - Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two station wagons.... They had a pickup...
