This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit. Along
came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?"
The bear replied "Suit yourself." So there they both sat, taking
a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, "Do
you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The
rabbit said, "No". The bear says, "Good!" Then he grabs the
rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass..........
came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?"
The bear replied "Suit yourself." So there they both sat, taking
a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, "Do
you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The
rabbit said, "No". The bear says, "Good!" Then he grabs the
rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass..........
Related:
- Once upon a time, a bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.
The bear looked down at the rabbit and asked, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?... - A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally... - The bear and the rabbit were having a shit in the forest.
The bear asks the rabbit: "Does shit ever stick to your fur?... - Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other
in the woods.
Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, "You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit.... - A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
across the middle of the road.
He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.... - Dead rabbit
I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
middle of the road.
I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.... - SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting
outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk. FOX... - From: eacj@batcomputer.UUCP (Julian Vrieslander)
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