This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit. Along
came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?"
The bear replied "Suit yourself." So there they both sat, taking
a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, "Do
you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The
rabbit said, "No". The bear says, "Good!" Then he grabs the
rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass..........
came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?"
The bear replied "Suit yourself." So there they both sat, taking
a shit. After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit, "Do
you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The
rabbit said, "No". The bear says, "Good!" Then he grabs the
rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass..........
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